Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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