She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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