I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He felt like a one man threesome
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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