you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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