I'm going to jail i love you
no, he came in my armpit
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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