Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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