idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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