New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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