It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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