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Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My life is pants optional.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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