Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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