all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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