Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I looked at my own cervix.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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