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  thanks...oh and i got my period

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  told you

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  oh hush

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.

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• (432): View more from Texas

  This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.

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• (714): View more from California

  You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?

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  I decided to mark my territory.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  "What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud

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• (818): View more from California

  I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian

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