My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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