am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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