Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Randomize
