you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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