Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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