I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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