I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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