It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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