He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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