I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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