I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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