i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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