If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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