He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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