I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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