I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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