4 words: hood of his car
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize
