I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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