Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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