I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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