You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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