so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
The adults are the big ones right?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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