found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
sarcasm needs its own font
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!