hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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