Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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