ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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