I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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