Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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