They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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