It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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