i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
