there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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