He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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