Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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