Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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