is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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