i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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