I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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