do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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