why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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