heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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