oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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