just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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